Justin Timberlake

What do you think?

  • better solo

    Votes: 13 100.0%
  • better with *NSYNC

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • better off finding a day job

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
Aunty Em said:
I wanna be reborn as a guy. I want to know what it's like to have one of those rediculous appendages that has a mind of it's own. :)

LOL I found this funny site :D
Funny Website said:
Great to be a Guy

Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real......always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

And the #1 reason ...
One mood, all the time.
 
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