KC Royals

[Inkara1]

How long have you been waiting to be able to use that statement?

 

[unclehobart]

Made it up on the spot. Its easy with back pain and a nagging headache. The insults just ooze right on out.

 

[Inkara1]

Kinda like me and my ability to amke up a pirate joke on the spot?

why is a pirate ship called a "pirate ship" and not an arrrrrr-k?

 

[unclehobart]

How much does a parite pay to get his ears pierced?

AAARRRGGG! A BUCK AN EAR!

 

[Inkara1]

Did you hear about the pirate sale at Kroger?

Corn, a buccaneer.

 

[tonksy]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

 

[Inkara1]

You forgot the parrot sitting on it...

 

[Inkara1]

What's a pirate's favorite kind of sock? Arrrr-gyle.

 

[unclehobart]

Q. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
A. It’s rated AARRRRGGH!
Q. And do you know why?
A. Because of all the booty!

 

[unclehobart]

Little boy dressed as a pirate at Halloween knocks on the door and says trick ot treat!. The man answers and asks “where are your Buccaneers? The little boy says, “under my buccan hat!"

 

[tonksy]

what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!

 

[Inkara1]

What do you call a pirate's cache of weapons?

His arrrr-senal!

 

[unclehobart]

Didja hear the one about the pirates cove in Arrrr-gentina?

 

[unclehobart]

A pirates dog: ARRRRR-f! ARRRRR-f! ARRRRR-f!

 

[tonksy]

Avast ye maters- er, mateys!

 

[Inkara1]

Related Weebl and Bob C-arrrrr-toon

 

[tonksy]

Soooooo...maybe Prof's mushroom doesn't need an eye patch after all...