Kerry - "Look at me..I'm macho too!"

MrBishop

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Oct. 22 (Bloomberg) -- John Kerry may not win Ohio without attracting votes from sportsmen. That's why he took time in the final weeks of the election campaign to hunt geese in Boardman, Ohio, yesterday.

Ohio, which cast 4.5 million votes in 2000, has 1.4 million anglers and 490,000 hunters, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. President George W. Bush, who won Ohio in 2000 by 165,019 votes, is supported by 50 percent of sportsmen in the state, and Kerry, the four-term Massachusetts senator, is backed by 36 percent, according to an Oct. 14 poll by New York-based Roper Public Affairs.

The sportsmen's vote is ``critical to winning in Ohio and other swing states,'' said David Wade, a spokesman for the Kerry campaign.
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So...Kerry borrows some hunting gear and bags himself a Canadian Goose... to better his odds of wining the vote in Ohio? WTF? What in blazes does hunting, fishing or target shooting have anything to do with how someone'll do as the Presidett of the USA? c'mon...gimme a hint people!


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Hint: How to cook a Canadian Goose.
Place goose in a large pot with water and several river stones. Bring to a boil and keep boiling (adding water when necessary) for 3 hours. Throw out the goose, eat the rocks...they're tastier. :D

I'm told that Canadian Goose tasted horrible...
 
yes. many of us are Bish. I dont know about Canada but here it is frequently if not mostly vote for less of 2 evils
 
I mostly hate Kerry for his protectionist attitude towards trade. He's going to fuck up NAFTA. He certainly ain't going to help out Kyoto.

Erik - we tend to have either 3-4 political parties running at once. Rarely just a choice of two (and by saying parties, I'm not talking about pissantsd little parties like the (Commies-4-USA) or the (Green) or (Pot) parties. I'm talking major parties. It's a bit easier to pick something other than just the lesser of two evils.

Hell...I guess that you guys have Nader too...but who would admit to voting for him?
 
ResearchMonkey said:
exxxx'scuoooooooose meeee! . . . go right ahead.
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Sorry...he just strikes me as a dumbfuck. Then again, I think BUsh is an idiot with an itchy trigger finger, but that's just me :D
 
Does Kerry even have a license to hunt in Ohio? Better yet, did he even shoot that bird? He wasn't carrying it... :nerd:
 
Gato_Solo said:
Does Kerry even have a license to hunt in Ohio? Better yet, did he even shoot that bird? He wasn't carrying it... :nerd:
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Wouldn't want a pic of him carrying a dead animal ,that would hurt his chances with the animal rights folks,remember this is not about the animal its about the hunting{for votes}.
 
A.B.Normal said:
Wouldn't want a pic of him carrying a dead animal ,that would hurt his chances with the animal rights folks,remember this is not about the animal its about the hunting{for votes}.
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Ahhh...pandering. Kind of reminds me of that Dukakis guy in the tank... :nerd:
 
Gato_Solo said:
Ahhh...pandering. Kind of reminds me of that Dukakis guy in the tank... :nerd:
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I was thinking the same thing Gato. Kiss of death, ya reckon (not that I liked his chances that much in the first place)?
 
All the illegals vote here in the USA
So why not let the Canadians vote in America's presidential election as well?
 
The more to be learned of this hunting trip the more I despise this man. For the record, he's pro-NAFTA (free tradde). That's where his & my similarities end.

He borrowed the camoflauge outfit. He borrowed the gun...seems Massachusetts law says something to the effect of Move a gun here & DIE DIE DIE vile pig DIE.Seems his misses didn't bring the platinum American Express. I doubt he paid for the ammunition either.

As he entered the (whatever store it was) he was heard to ask, just like a pompous New England socialite elite snob would & could be expected to assume a working man from eastern Ohio would..."Can I Get Me a Hunting License Here?"

Then he wouldn't be seen carrying the poor dead defenseless goose of Canadian ancestry...aren't they kind of an ally, those Canucks?

Even James Carville admitted what aload of shit this was on Leno.

My only serious inquiry...does anybody know if this man has ever really hunted (since leaving childhood) during an non-election year?
 
Gonz said:
My only serious inquiry...does anybody know if this man has ever really hunted (since leaving childhood) during an non-election year?
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He has claimed to be a hunter before.
"He was in Wisconsin the other day, pretending to be a regular guy, and was asked what kind of hunting he preferred. 'I'd have to say deer,' said the senator. 'I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting.'

"This caused huge hilarity among my New Hampshire neighbours. None of us has ever heard of anybody deer hunting by crawling around on his stomach, even in Massachusetts. The trick is to blend in with the woods and, given that John Kerry already looks like a forlorn tree in late fall, it's hard to see why he'd give up his natural advantage in order to hunt horizontally.
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From the original NewsMax article:
Update from a reader from Minnesota: "The fact that John Kerry claims he crawls around on the ground while deer hunting is less ridiculous than the fact that he claims to hunt deer with a double-barrel 12 gauge. Ask any hunter. You hunt deer with either a rifle or a shotgun slug (which you cannot do with a double-barrel shotgun). To a true deer hunter, Kerry's claim is even more ludicrious than Howard Dean stating that the book of Job is in the New Testament and then claiming he is a devout Christian. Kerry's statement clearly shows he has absolutely no clue about hunting."

Another reader responds: "Having deer hunted for many years here in Iowa (which requires the use of shotguns with slugs), I will correct the writer from Minnesota by pointing out that you CAN hunt deer with a double barrel - but doing so is the sure sign of an effete snob. Real deer hunters use pumps or semi-autos."
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His claims are empty. As is his daily bag.

Crawling around in the mud to hunt deer? Fuck that'd be cold :D
 
MrBishop said:
I mostly hate Kerry for his protectionist attitude towards trade. He's going to fuck up NAFTA. He certainly ain't going to help out Kyoto.

Erik - we tend to have either 3-4 political parties running at once. Rarely just a choice of two (and by saying parties, I'm not talking about pissantsd little parties like the (Commies-4-USA) or the (Green) or (Pot) parties. I'm talking major parties. It's a bit easier to pick something other than just the lesser of two evils.

Hell...I guess that you guys have Nader too...but who would admit to voting for him?
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thanks for the explanation. and I kinda admitted to voting for him last time. oh and my name is spelled Eric ;)
 
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