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paul_valaru said:
Bloody hell man - there is something seriously wrong.
But tell me - do the toothless fourteen year old fuck with chickens too?
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Bloody hell man - there is something seriously wrong.
But tell me - do the toothless fourteen year old fuck with chickens too?
paul_valaru
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bleach said:No offence.......but I can't get the tune Dueling Banjo's out of my head
You have NO idea
people make fun of the south, but northern quebec........well
Bend over a squeal like a hog
sooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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tonks said:
ok, my place
I have a pool, and a big basement
couple of tarps, some matresses
all set
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bleach said:Cool..........I'll just get the oil warmed
Jump in............the oil is delightful
And so it it babe...........and so it is
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paul_valaru said:
Don't forget the jelly (or jello)
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bleach said:
Chickenfuckingtoothlessfourteenyrolds
Guess if it's a boy they call him the tooth fairy?
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bleach said:200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport
Would prolly charge you import duties too
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sex toys and airport security.....i KNOW i have had this conversation before.....where was it....ah, yes!...paul, tell 'em about the, uh...what was it? BUTTER SAUCE BAZOOKA? does that sound right?bleach said:200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport
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bleach said:200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport
I'll buy a few gollons of canola
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bleach said:Y'see.......Now I've got that song All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth stuck in my head.
Ah, ye know it brings to mind the following:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER PARK TRASH WHEN...
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table..
If your neighbours think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home...
If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
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tonks said:
Buttersauce Bazooka? Never have heard it being referred to as that before
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bleach said:Me neither
Purple-headed kidney nudger.....yes, but never Buttersauce Bazooka
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HAHA - that reminds me of the mail I'd sent you re the names in the Perfumed Garden
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another forum, another time, yes the buttersauce bazooka
to long to explain, it was a war about vegiatbles, it was a weapon to defeat the evil artichoke, but of course it turned dirty
and we all ened up here
to long to explain, it was a war about vegiatbles, it was a weapon to defeat the evil artichoke, but of course it turned dirty
and we all ened up here