Lady tonks
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
AlphaTroll
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LOTP - Lord Of The Poop? 
Ms Ann Thrope
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is tonksy the Lady of the Prophylactic? haven't there been several miracles ascribed to her intervention awaiting verification by the Vatican?
think I saw a shrine to her just the other day
think I saw a shrine to her just the other day
BeardofPants
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Oz you are not alone. My report card for year three said, "Anna has a unique swimming style! She swims like a stone." 
BeardofPants said:Oz you are not alone. My report card for year three said, "Anna has a unique swimming style! She swims like a stone."
The swimming malarky is overated anyway........according to the evolutionists, it took life millions of years to drag itself out of the oceans.......so why on earth would we want to go back in the water?
unclehobart
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*grovels in the mud like vermin
A.B.Normal
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Oz said:Nope.........but I can sink better'n anyone!
I've lived on an Island all my life and can't swim,I blame my parents for naming me "Wade" , If only it were Robert I'd at least be able to bob
AlphaTroll
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Oz said:The swimming malarky is overated anyway........according to the evolutionists, it took life millions of years to drag itself out of the oceans.......so why on earth would we want to go back in the water?
Same sort of thing I've wondered about for ages.....more about scuba diving though - why would we, after evolving for years and years decide we want to learn to dive down, wearing funny contraptions that will help us breathe under water like the fish we once were, just for fun.....to see what the animals down there get up to.
You think a shark sits around, getting stoned with his mates & talking shit would decide "Hey, cool - let's go up, walk around on dry land a little while & see what the humans get up to"?