Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime

highwayman

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Who is the real pervert here? The dude that was schlonging the deer or the person(s) who watched...



http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/ar...OKEN=88554220&jsessionid=8830680ef7922091e596
Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.
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What do you want to bet the defense tries to bring in the old stunt of jerking off with a steak wrapped around your member as justification.
 
Who the fuck would ruin a good steak like that?

As for the moron, does that make him a deer humper?
 
fucking live animals was technically legal in washington state until recently.

some guy died after getting fucked by a horse. yeah, the horse fucked him. done busted his colon and he croaked. his buddy was watching and videotaping. the buddy had already been horse plooked. apparently this was their thing for a while...

so they made a bestiality law.

too bad the horse fuckers ruined it for the rest of us. i had to give up a whole pack of goats after that.
 
After reading what Unc linked .... yup. That's one sick fucko that needs to leave the gene pool post haste.
 
Yeep, that's quite a history he's got there. I'll bet they just couldn't get him off the rocking horse when he was a wee one.
"Oh, just let lil' Bryan stay on the horse all day, he looks so happy. At least we know he's stayin' outta trouble." :lloyd:
 
Bryan is 20 years old.

If he wants to have sex with a deer then why not? It's not his fault he felt aroused. He probably has a bestiality gene. If he wanted to have sex with a deer, a horse, his mother, his father, his sister, or his boyfriend, then so what? Who are we to tell him not to? As long as he isn't hurting anyone.

Sodomy, bestiality, and incest are unnatural? Come on, man. Get with the times. We should all be able to make love to who we want as long as no one gets hurt. Stop the intolerance!

You people are so narrow-minded. Step aside and make way for Orgy America. :hippy:
 
Gotholic said:
Bryan is 20 years old.

If he wants to have sex with a deer then why not? It's not his fault he felt aroused. He probably has a bestiality gene. If he wanted to have sex with a deer, a horse, his mother, his father, his sister, or his boyfriend, then so what? Who are we to tell him not to? As long as he isn't hurting anyone.

Sodomy, bestiality, and incest are unnatural? Come on, man. Get with the times. We should all be able to make love to who we want as long as no one gets hurt. Stop the intolerance!

You people are so narrow-minded. Step aside and make way for Orgy America. :hippy:
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clever, very clever.

WWJF?
 
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