Squiggy
ThunderDick
Bill walks into a bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar
counter with a great big smile on his face. Bill says "Bob, what are
you so happy for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out
waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...
tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She says 'Can I have a ride
in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took
her way out, Bill. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw
or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!" The next day
Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar
counter with a bigger smile on his face. Bill says "What are you so
happy about today Bob?" "Well Bill... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I
was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came
up to me... tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She said 'Can I
have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I
took her way out, Bill, way out much further than the last one. I
turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't
swim!!, Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!" A couple days pass and Bill walks
into the bar and sees Bob down there cryin over a beer. Bill says
"Bob, what are you so sad for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya....
Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most
desirable brunette came up to me...tits WAY out to here, Bill, tits
WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you
can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way WAY
out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and
looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled
down her pants.... she had a dick, Bill !!! She had a great BIG
dick!!! And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM,... I CAN'T SWIM !!!"
counter with a great big smile on his face. Bill says "Bob, what are
you so happy for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out
waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me...
tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She says 'Can I have a ride
in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took
her way out, Bill. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw
or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!" The next day
Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar
counter with a bigger smile on his face. Bill says "What are you so
happy about today Bob?" "Well Bill... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I
was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came
up to me... tits out to here, Bill, tits out to here! She said 'Can I
have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I
took her way out, Bill, way out much further than the last one. I
turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't
swim!!, Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!" A couple days pass and Bill walks
into the bar and sees Bob down there cryin over a beer. Bill says
"Bob, what are you so sad for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya....
Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most
desirable brunette came up to me...tits WAY out to here, Bill, tits
WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you
can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way WAY
out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and
looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled
down her pants.... she had a dick, Bill !!! She had a great BIG
dick!!! And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM,... I CAN'T SWIM !!!"
god that was great squig!!! poor guy though couldnt swim 
