Leslie & Luis

Gonz

Gonz

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I'd like for you to go see your head of government & talk them into surrender immediately. I'd ask Prof but he'd say something Scotish & laugh, even though nobody understands brough.

after much thought, the war in Iraq is about oil & since you guys are so close, it would save on shipping costs to take over your respective countries.

Thaks for your cooperation & understanding, we'll treat you well.

U.S. Oil Supply 2000

Source Millions of Barrels Per Day

Domestic Production 9.39 45.8%

Canada 1.69 8.2%

Mexico 1.36 6.6%

South & Central America 2.58 12.6%

Western Europe 0.89 4.3%

Former Soviet Union 0.07 0.3%

Middle East 2.50 12.2%

North Africa 0.23 1.1%

West Africa 1.40 6.8%

Australasia 0.05 0.2%

China 0.04 0.2%

Japan 0.01 0.1%

Other Asia Pacific 0.18 0.9%

Unidentified 0.11 0.5%

TOTAL 20.50 100.0%*

*numbers do not add up to 100 due to rounding

Source: Energy Information Administration and BP Statistical Review of World Energy 2001
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:D
 
you really don't want to have 100,000,000+ extra mexicans

no oil is worth that :p
 
Good Point, we'll give you.... um.... Iraq! You have til next tuesday to move.
 
jeez, shifting that many boxes is going to blow.
still, at least the new neighbours won't be complete wankers.. ;)

:D
 
PuterTutor said:
Good Point, we'll give you.... um.... Iraq! You have til next tuesday to move.
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hehehehe, don't worry we have California ;)
 
Shit just spontaneously explodes over Texas, haven't you seen the news? (ok, that was wrong, Sorry)

Nothing is wrong with Texas, once New Mexico gets their share back.
 
Luis G said:
you really don't want to have 100,000,000+ extra mexicans
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There're not a hundred million Mexicans....are there? (no fair counting the ones already here)
 
:lol:

Maybe they should "estimate"? .... since they seem to do that for most things these days, including budgets. :p
 
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