Little girl at construction site

A.B.Normal

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This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed
between a little girl and some construction workers. This
makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and
that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a
house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old
daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity
going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of
them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind
of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here
and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first
week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing
five dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take
the money she had received to the bank the next day to start
a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was
equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl
how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with
a crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be
working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless bastards at
the lumber yard ever bring us the f**k!ng drywall."
 
3 WISHES
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay,"
and for her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,

"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

The woman replied,
"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." what is his is mine.

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.

Don't mess with them.
 
The similar joke I've always known involves a guy who gets three wishes, with the condition that his mother-in-law gets double. His third wish is to be beaten half to death.
 
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