MrBishop
Well-Known Member
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me
your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a
couple of bambini anda Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe
finda you wife inna bed with another man."
"Whatta you gonna doa then? "Pointa to you watch and say, 'TIMES
UP'?"
"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me
your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a
couple of bambini anda Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe
finda you wife inna bed with another man."
"Whatta you gonna doa then? "Pointa to you watch and say, 'TIMES
UP'?"
