/me is afraid of Nalani

[Professur]

*hides the beer Nixy gave him*

 

[Nixy]

I gave no beer to him or anyone else! I swear!

*bitchslaps professur for trying to get her in trouble*

 

[fury]

*bitchslaps Professur for trying to get Nixy in trouble*

 

[nalani]

*will not bitchslap Prof .. but will take his beer*

 

[Nixy]

Thank you fury!

 

[kuulani]

ah ... so this is what happens when i'm not online ...

 

[nalani]

*taps ku'u on the shoulder with the bitchslap wand* ... I deem you OTC bitchslapper ... *nods proudly*

 

[kuulani]

woohoo ... first day back and I'm knighted as the bitchslapper! *seeing stars* whoa, i better sit down and take it slow, i'm already feeling kinda woozy ... all this excitement is too much