Meat on a stick

[alex]

That's because you're doing it wrong

You give lessons?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Of course.

 

[Professur]

Prof, you moose humpin' pervert, what the hell do you know about smokin' meat?

Obviously you've no idea how tall a moose is. Picture a heavily armed Belgian horse.

 

[alex]

Of course.

So where and when?

 

[Gonz]

HEY!!!! You edited out the best part