Mega Poll. Not for the easily bored.

What is your choice? If some choices seem vague, let your imagination run wild.

  • White meat

    Votes: 24 63.2%
  • Dark meat

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • Red meat

    Votes: 21 55.3%
  • Burnt meat (I am not Dr. Seuss. I am not Dr. Seuss)

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Tightie Whities

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Boxer Briefs

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Boxers

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Panties (you woman, you)

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Going Commando

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Beer

    Votes: 21 55.3%
  • Wine

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Tequila

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Vodka (hiccup)

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Cough Syrup

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Mouthwash

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Whiskey

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Mixed

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Froo Froo (Cosmopolitan, Sex On The Beach, etc.)

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Salmon

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Trout

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Perch

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Cod(piece) heh heh

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Shark

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Dolphin (Don't give me bad karma. It's just a joke)

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Tuna

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • The "Other" Tuna

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Leather

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Whips

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Spikes

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Bondo

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Bondage

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Duct Tape

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • Over Easy

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • Scrambled

    Votes: 23 60.5%
  • Fricasee (spelling?)

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Raw (ouch)

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Gorilla

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Chimpanzee

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Orangutan

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Lemur

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Spider Monkey

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Ostrich

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Road Runner

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Emu

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Llama

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Chains

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • High Heels

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Wigs

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Candlewax

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • .mp3

    Votes: 24 63.2%
  • .wma

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • .ogg

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • .ape

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Wedge

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Porkins (hehe, Porkins)

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Han

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Luke

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Chewie

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Vader

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Leia

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Robin Williams

    Votes: 27 71.1%
  • Bernie Mac

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Eddie Murphy

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • Eddie Griffin

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • George Burns

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • George Carlin

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Sinbad

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Richard Pryor

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Jim Carrey

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Jerry Lewis

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Abbot

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Costello

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Moe

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Larry

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Curly

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Shemp

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Laurel

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Hardy

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Off the names already!

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Jim Belushi (ok! ok!)

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Pop

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Techno

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Funk

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Jazz

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Country

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Classical

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Goth

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Rock

    Votes: 25 65.8%
  • Metal

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Industrial

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Trance

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • R&B

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Blues

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • Gregorian Chants

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Opera

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Milk

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Cheese

    Votes: 28 73.7%
  • Pizza

    Votes: 25 65.8%
  • Beer (deja vu?)

    Votes: 22 57.9%
  • Doritos

    Votes: 21 55.3%
  • Ruffles

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Lay's

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Frankenberry

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Count Chocula

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Boo Berry

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Puke

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Barf

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Upchuck

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Toss Cookies

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Spew

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Tanked

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Nosedive

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Sloshed

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Hammered

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Pissed

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Drunk

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Wasted

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • Three sheets to the wind.

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Lost your marbles

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • One can shy of a six-pack

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • One card short of a full deck

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • One too many knocks on the noggin

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Mercedes

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Jaguar

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Jeep

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Mercury

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Lincoln

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • BMW

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Volkswagon

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Porsche

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Hot Air Balloon

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Unicycle

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Skateboard

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Inline skates

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Roller skates (old timer)

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Bicycle (bi?)

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Harley Davidson

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Honda

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Ducati

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Triumph

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Indian

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Yamaha

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Suzuki

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • No

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • I don't know

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Could you repeat the question?

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • You're not the boss of me!

    Votes: 22 57.9%
  • Hovel

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Hut

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Shed

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Outhouse

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Trailer House

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Real House

    Votes: 23 60.5%
  • Duplex

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Apartment

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Mansion (snob!)

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • RV (Motorhome)

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Pooh

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Tigger

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Piglet

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Rabbit

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Roo

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Eyeore

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Owl

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Christopher Robin

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Baseball

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Basketball

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Golf

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Tennis

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Hockey

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Rugby

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Football (American)

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Football (a.k.a. Soccer to us crazy Americans)

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Cricket

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Volleyball

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Dodgeball

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Paintball

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Wal-Mart

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • K-Mart

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Sears

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Target

    Votes: 16 42.1%
  • Kohl's

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Media Play

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Best Buy

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Circuit City

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • Radio Shack

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Don't click this choice.

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Aquafina

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Dasani

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Evian

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Klarbrunn

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gatorade

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Powerade

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Red Bull

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Peanutbutter & Jelly

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Meat & Cheese

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • Coffee

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Soda

    Votes: 19 50.0%
  • Cigarettes

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • Cigars

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Pipes

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Chewing Tobacco

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Windows

    Votes: 19 50.0%
  • Linux

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • MacOS

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Green Tea

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Mozilla

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • Internet Explorer

    Votes: 20 52.6%
  • Netscape

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Opera

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • NeoPlanet

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Konquerer

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Photo Shop

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • Paint Shop Pro

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • IrFan View

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • GIMP

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Choice #219

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • Total voters
    38

pc_builder

New Member
Not for the easily bored.

Oops. I just excluded everybody.
But anyway...

Ha Ha! It's the Biggest Poll since "Slogan Poll" round 1

As you read through the choices, you may or may not notice that they are somewhat grouped according to a common idea. It may be hard to tell where one group ends and the other begins. That all depends on your imagination and interpretation of the choices.

The instructions say "Let your imagination run wild." So just imagine the questions to which these answers belong.

Have fun. :devil:

BTW, I wasn't trying to come up with 219 choices. I just kept writing and writing and writing... and well you get the idea.
 
Damn........that poll is longer than my life expectancy :eh:

Will return to it when I've ingested some time-travel fluid (beer) :)
 
:( they said somewhere i wuz a genius, but i devoted brain cells to this poll. what's that make me? :(
 
Must.....come up......for......................air! Whew! I finished! I feel like I deserve a prize now! :dizzy:
 
no option for swordfish :(

I got confused with the options of "Emu, Ostrich, Road Runner, LLAMA". Now that is getting weird..
 
Yeah yeah. I couldn't come up with everything. About halfway through I started losing track of what I already came up with.

Squiggy said:
This place is getting strange.....:retard:

I thought this place was always strange. :D

Shadowfax said:
some people have way too much time on their hands... :D

You're right, I do have too much time on my hands. :tardbang:

Don't worry about missing choices... COMING SOON... MEGA POLL 2: SON OF MEGA POLL

j/k :p
 
My Gosh that was one huge poll. I really can't believe I just did it. what the heck though. goodm fun. Keep it up man :headbang:
 
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