misheard lyrics

[Luis G]

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/novemberrain.shtml

Guns N' Roses', "November Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause nuts don't lasts forever
Eatin' cold November rain

Original Lyrics:
'Cause nothin' last forever
Even cold November rain

Guns N' Roses', "November Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, the roof's on fire

Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs somebody

 

[Luis G]

Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cunnilingus, rising up through the air.

Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.

OMG

 

[A.B.Normal]

excuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[Luis G]

Blur's, "Song2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woohooo
Badadadadadadaa
Whoohoo
Badadadadadadaa

Original Lyrics:
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Skisa
My best friend and I were outside. I played my favourite song: Blur's 'Song 2'. Suddenly he asked me 'Why doesn't he sing something more interesting than Badadadadadada?' I couldn't stop laughing. He really heard NO TEXT! That's funny!

 

[rrfield]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

 

[BeardofPants]

Fuck off Tony Danza.

 

[highwayman]

I'll stay with Walon Jennings Lonsome 'ornry and mean in the only verson that he could have done...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway



My mother was convinced the My Kinda Lover by Billy Squier was My Candelabra

 

[chcr]

excuse me while I kiss this guy.

www.kissthisguy.com

 

[HomeLAN]

"there's a bathroom on the right"

instead of

"there's a bad moon on the rise"

 

[Inkara1]

I think knowing where the bathroom is would be more useful than knowing there's a bad moon on the rise... is that a sign I'm getting too old?

 

[A.B.Normal]

www.kissthisguy.com

Like I'm gonna blindly click on a kissthisguy link.