AnomalousEntity
New Member
I think Dentists are the modern day remmnants of the Nazi prison camp scientists.
I had my appointment today. He took what basically was a wad of silly puddy wattered down with windex and floor cleaner and poored it in this mouth piece that was about 2x too big for my mouth.
He then shoved it in my mouth and slammed it into my teeth. The puddy squeezed out all inside of my mouth and ran down the back of my throat, gagging me and making me want to throw up. It felt like I was having trouble breathing was about to aspirate the evil substance into my trachea... causing annoxic brain death any second.
He put his hand over my mout so I couldnt spit it out and held my head. The he proceded to turn up the radio station and talk about Eddie Money.
I think I know how we can find out what the terrorists are up to. Send a team of dentists to that prison camp in cuba and let them go to work on the suspects. Before the day is over they will have completely given up their network, contacts, tactics, and plans...and be begging for death.
Well then we can just make them watch Rosey O'donnel while they are getting the dental work done and they will probably committe suicide after that ordeal.....
I had my appointment today. He took what basically was a wad of silly puddy wattered down with windex and floor cleaner and poored it in this mouth piece that was about 2x too big for my mouth.
He then shoved it in my mouth and slammed it into my teeth. The puddy squeezed out all inside of my mouth and ran down the back of my throat, gagging me and making me want to throw up. It felt like I was having trouble breathing was about to aspirate the evil substance into my trachea... causing annoxic brain death any second.
He put his hand over my mout so I couldnt spit it out and held my head. The he proceded to turn up the radio station and talk about Eddie Money.
I think I know how we can find out what the terrorists are up to. Send a team of dentists to that prison camp in cuba and let them go to work on the suspects. Before the day is over they will have completely given up their network, contacts, tactics, and plans...and be begging for death.
Well then we can just make them watch Rosey O'donnel while they are getting the dental work done and they will probably committe suicide after that ordeal.....