More Bash Humor

[PT]

I looked for the old thread, couldn't find it.

<Drychtnath> csn hold sm u ajcp;pjp
<Drychtnath> *I cns hdol mu alclhoo
<Drychtnath> *can, *hold, *my, *alcohol
<getoutofmygalley> You should really go to bed, Dan. You're way too drunk.
<Drychtnath> butr i'm not
<Drychtnath> least i don't think dfo
<Drychtnath> dfo = spo
<Drychtnath> spo = os
<Drychtnath> os = so

 

[AlphaTroll]

One day I'll understand that.....scary thought

 

[Oz]

I think that used to be me

*contemplates posting old drunken messenger transcripts*

Mebbe not, even I can't translate me drunken lingo.........

 

[Gonz]

Oh yea, that's why I gave up drinking...I kept losing

 

[tonksy]

whoa......i understood that.

 

[Kawaii]

I've got a random BASH generator on my desktop(integrated into Samurize) that shows a new one every 5 mins... Current one:
<_Riddler_>I was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_>and i got this boner
<_Riddler_>I dunno
<_Riddler_>Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard>YOU SAW THE CARROTS

 

[MrBishop]

Alright...I'll bte...what's a BASH generator, or rather...what's BASH?

 

[Oz]

http://www.bash.org/

Enjoy

 

[PT]

Alright...I'll bte...what's a BASH generator, or rather...what's BASH?

http://www.bash.org/

Enjoy

See ya in a week or two Bish, have fun.

 

[MrBishop]

See ya in a week or two Bish, have fun.

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!! - cripes...I'm hooked now aren't I?

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

 

[pc_builder]

I'm hooked now aren't I?

Me too.

<MegaDeth> family pack of condoms
<MegaDeth> hehehe
<MegaDeth> that's amusing on so many levels

 

[pc_builder]

<turboeli> Someday I will achieve my project of putting together the ultimate funny stereotype, the Engrish Gangsta. However, I have yet to progress further than 'bring bring'.

 

[Sharky]

*Josh has joined #artstudio
<Josh> quick guys, how do you reattach the head to a dead body?

 

[pc_builder]

<corey|sleepin> bush is on tv
<static> wut he sayin corey?
<corey|sleepin> 'all yer oil are belong to us'

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

 

[chcr]

xlegoLASelfx: lifes a bitch
x0xsmeagol1x0x: but if it were a slut, it would be too easy

 

[pc_builder]

I'm sorry, but this one almost gave me a cardiac arrest.

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I would like to point out that the Kazz in PCB's quote ain't me.........I KNOW vampires have anuses - I don't need to play games about it ....

 

[BeardofPants]

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

*snicker* It's so true - that's exactly how the man speaks.

 

[PT]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

 

[chcr]

oops!