My cat is a NAZI

Of course you didn't. You weren't supposed to know. Now, you realize, he has no choice but to kill you in your sleep. Tomorrow, Tonks is gonna wake up, roll over, and very clearly see you, blue faced, with cat litter shoved up your nose, and down your throat.

Goodbye Unc. It was nice knowing you.
 
tonksy said:
that cat is a lunatic. i can see it in his eyes.
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His eyes? You didn't look in his eyes, did you? Oh Lord, run!!! Both of you. Get out of the house. Hurry, while you still can.
 
It explains this full 18 album rendition of the Ring of the Nibelung that I found last week. I think he has been performing preverted rituals in my closet.
 
Come to think of it... I found a ...(wonders why it smells like Zyklon-B in here) picture of Himmler all framed up nice and aut *cough*ographed. *cough*
 
Always figured you for one of those cat people. I bet you even own a slingshot or some other weapon to fend off the neighborhood dogs.
 
HeXp£Øi± said:
Always figured you for one of those cat people. I bet you even own a slingshot or some other weapon to fend off the neighborhood dogs.
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fend off dogs? we have 3 cats and they fend for themselves quite well...a little too well.
 
unclehobart said:
It's not a matter of the NAZI's liking or disliking my cat as the adoration is coming from the reverse angle.
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I just figured that...well...I'm a black cat, and Nazi's don't like me, so how does your cat get the righteous treatment? :D
 
tonksy said:
fend off dogs? we have 3 cats and they fend for themselves quite well...a little too well.
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I have dogs and cats, they work things out among themselves. :D
 
Gato_Solo said:
I just figured that...well...I'm a black cat, and Nazi's don't like me, so how does your cat get the righteous treatment? :D
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You ain't no cat. This is the 21st century. You're a Dawg! :D
 
My cat is an exact replica of Rob's, just a lot skinnier. Nervous tension. He's pure evil. Or insane. Or full of hate. Or all of the above.

And I wuv my widdle OzzyWozzy :love:
 
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