unclehobart
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My first cat was named Ozzy.Leslie said:My cat is an exact replica of Rob's, just a lot skinnier. Nervous tension. He's pure evil. Or insane. Or full of hate. Or all of the above.
And I wuv my widdle OzzyWozzy
My cat is a NAZI
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unclehobart
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Nah... total housecat lovebucket.Gato_Solo said:Ran away from home, did he?
He was named by the cat breeder as such because he had a kittens talent for beheading stuffed animals. I, being the 13 y/o metalhead I was at the time, was thrilled at such a name. It took my dad 5 years to understand who exactly Ozzy Osbourne really was.
PrincessLissa
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Most all black cats are a little screwy in the head. Yours just happens to be a Nazi.
I think my cat was sposed to be all black. She is CRAZY.
I think my cat was sposed to be all black. She is CRAZY.
BeardofPants
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I love black cats... my last two were black males; both very soppy.
Mare
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Professur said:
Ok this is gonna sound REALLY weird but here goes, My "X", used to stare in the eyes of the cat when he was "doing his business" and the cat would stare back, well, come to find out, cats can't finish their business for some ODD reason when ppl are staring at them, they freeze.
He used to tie a towel around its waist too and watch it walk like it was drunk!
Animal cruelity, I know....
ClaireBear
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Black cats are all Nazi's... or just complete bastards...
Why else would they postition themselves juuuust at the side of the bed or juuust outside the bedroom door... in total darkness when you're nipping to the loo?
I swear I could hear my ex's cat laughing when I went arse over tit over his "unintentionally" badly placed body!
Why else would they postition themselves juuuust at the side of the bed or juuust outside the bedroom door... in total darkness when you're nipping to the loo?
I swear I could hear my ex's cat laughing when I went arse over tit over his "unintentionally" badly placed body!
Mare
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Re: My cat is a NAZI....OMG
YOU ALL GOTTA HEAR THIS ONE!!!!! Thought of OTC and this thread right away.
Was sitting outside Tuesday night and along comes this beautiful black furry cat, no claws, and very friendly. The boyz and I started petting it, figured it had to be someones cat!!! It was obviosly LOST!!! Took it in for the night, fed it, gave it water, etc...It slept all night.
Yesterday, was standing at the door and along comes a woman walking past my house, I was trying to see if the cat would go out the door and leave. She comes running up to me crying hysterically, OMG, and is saying something. Grabs the cat and is hugging it, saying thank you, thank you, here it was her cat. It has been missing for 3 days. I ask her BTW, What is the cat's name? She says; %$%$&^((^(^$#......I look at her and HUH??????? She says, "Its Russian......
First thing that came to my mind was, OMFG, I had a Nazi Cat in my house........
Worst part, she comes back an hour later, looking for the cat again, its missing again, LOL.
YOU ALL GOTTA HEAR THIS ONE!!!!! Thought of OTC and this thread right away.
Was sitting outside Tuesday night and along comes this beautiful black furry cat, no claws, and very friendly. The boyz and I started petting it, figured it had to be someones cat!!! It was obviosly LOST!!! Took it in for the night, fed it, gave it water, etc...It slept all night.
Yesterday, was standing at the door and along comes a woman walking past my house, I was trying to see if the cat would go out the door and leave. She comes running up to me crying hysterically, OMG, and is saying something. Grabs the cat and is hugging it, saying thank you, thank you, here it was her cat. It has been missing for 3 days. I ask her BTW, What is the cat's name? She says; %$%$&^((^(^$#......I look at her and HUH??????? She says, "Its Russian......
First thing that came to my mind was, OMFG, I had a Nazi Cat in my house........ Worst part, she comes back an hour later, looking for the cat again, its missing again, LOL.
unclehobart
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um... NAZI because it was Russian? A commie perhaps... but not a NAZI. The NAZIs and Rooskies had a special hate/hate relationship.
