You really think you can take the entire place in 2 weeks? I knew the american education system was piss poor, but I didn't think it was that bad.
Do you realize that if you took every breathing american and transplanted them to Canada, you'd still be outnumbered by beaver. Not to mention that only a fool fights a war on two fronts. And an idiot on three. You don't really think all those french speaking Quebecers in Florida are there for the sun, do ya? They've been infiltrating Louisiana for decades.
Bring in on, Bikini boy. I've marshmallows to roast over the White house.