Navigation Voiceovers

[Nixy]

Worf

"You will have no honor if you miss the next right."
*insert something insulting in Klingon*

hahahaha

 

[tonksy]

OOOH! Data!

 

[Dave]

OOOH! Data!

by the time it finished giving the exact latitude/longitude, angle and speed of entry along with road conditions, you'd miss the turn.

 

[simplyred]

OOOH! Data!

"It is logical to turn left at the next intersection..."

 

[simplyred]

But that's more Spok I guess.

 

[tonksy]

"Helmsman, take us about heading mark 262.5, engage!"

 

[Slim Pickens]

This is a drill, this is a drill,...

 

[tonksy]

*Groan

 

[simplyred]

And when you get into a wreck the red alert sounds....whomp whomp whomp

 

[Slim Pickens]

*Groan

Heehee

 

[BeardofPants]

The Beatles!

Left! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wooooooooo!

 

[simplyred]

The Beatles!

Left! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wooooooooo!

Take "Abby Road"

 

[BeardofPants]

You say left... I say right.... you say high, I say I don't know....

 

[BeardofPants]

...I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh and
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.


eeeeeeeeeek.

 

[simplyred]

You say left... I say right.... you say high, I say I don't know....

 

[Slim Pickens]

Paul Harvey!


You have reached your destination...Good Day

 

[tonksy]

Please, just not Yogi Berra...'cuz when you come to a fork in the road you're screwed.

 

[rrfield]

Bob Goldthwait

Ug, I had a computer golf game with Bobcat announcing the match. Annoying as hell.

I would want either Ringo or Mitch Hedberg.

 

[Inkara1]

Have Adobe Acrobat 6 or later read you something out loud...

Damn... looks like the Adobe Reader 7 doesn't have that.