New girlfriend to report

I've seen Prof without his shirt. I just couldn't imagine that sweaty, furry, hedgehog body crawling nekkid all over the room with the light scent of cooking oil in the air.

I would never be able to sleep again with nightmares.

I tore up the note.

Sorry.
 
unclehobart said:
I've seen Prof without his shirt. I just couldn't imagine that sweaty, furry, hedgehog body crawling nekkid all over the room with the light scent of cooking oil in the air.

I would never be able to sleep again with nightmares.

I tore up the note.

Sorry.
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If ever I was to give neg-karma it would be for that image.*handonhip :eek5:
 
Professur said:
Well, it's not set in stone, but after 15 years or so ... you tend to stick with what works well. I'll start off on top for the first 15 or 20 minutes (after, of course, the mandatory hours of foreplay), then she'll mount for 10 to 15 in various positions. Then we'd usually move to doggy, split limb, sitting, maybe a few others. The finish usually depends on how much energy we've got left.

I really miss the trapeeze...:mope:
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You had a trapeze? Yer kinky!

How are you gonna explain the funny looking swing thing to the kidlets though?
 
Mostly status quo... although we're looking to wait a few years to move to Colorado now. She realized how far from both of our families it is... and if we were to start a family, it would make it hard for the new grandmas to visit. There's a job opening for a sports reporter at the Visalia Times-Delta, which is a daily.

She lives with me now but goes back and forth between here and Visalia a lot.
 
Inkara1 said:
Mostly status quo... although we're looking to wait a few years to move to Colorado now. She realized how far from both of our families it is... and if we were to start a family, it would make it hard for the new grandmas to visit. There's a job opening for a sports reporter at the Visalia Times-Delta, which is a daily.

She lives with me now but goes back and forth between here and Visalia a lot.
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:eek6:


RUN
 
... and the kinky trapeze stuff, Prof?

you a sports reporter Inky?

what, for print, web, radio or TV? (or mixture thereof?)

(sounds like a plum job anyway :) )
 
Give it a few years for any problems to surface before you ditch the rubber. Once you do, it's an eighteen year committment, minimum.
 
Altron said:
Give it a few years for any problems to surface before you ditch the rubber. Once you do, it's an eighteen year committment, minimum.
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I like to think that once you say "I do" it's a lifetime commitment. But I get what you mean.
 
Yeah, it should be. But how do you know enough about someone after six weeks to make that kind of commitment? You don't. If I recall correctly, the advice was to wait a bit before marrying her. He jumped right into that. Hopefully he won't jump right into kids too soon.
 
Okay, so I'm playing catch-up....

Congrats Inky!

Unc, I hate you for that mental image...
Prof, you just bought me 3 more years on the couch...
And if I would have known there was an orgy, I would've made the damn BBQ!

:D
 
BB said:
... and the kinky trapeze stuff, Prof?

you a sports reporter Inky?

what, for print, web, radio or TV? (or mixture thereof?)

(sounds like a plum job anyway :) )
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I cover sports for a twice-weekly local newspaper. It's mostly high school sports I cover.
 
Altron said:
Give it a few years for any problems to surface before you ditch the rubber. Once you do, it's an eighteen year committment, minimum.
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Life. Every major event in the childs life will be shared. Forever.
 
I guess I should bump this thread to mention the "she moved out and left a nasty letter" news that I mentioned in the shoutbox.
 
ouch. what did the letter say?

you're better off without that loser anyway. she wasn't even hot. don't lower your standards for her.
 
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