markjs
Banned
My *crack legal team has devised a signature that exempts me from any and all liability, rules, laws, "sins", and/or incentive to be even grounded in reality itself!
If it didn't cost me all my life savings and require 6 volumes the thickness of the Manhattan yellow pages....it'd.... REIGN! Much like I do....
Thanks 2 GONZ ya over sensitive 1 bastich! 
* Some have claimed they may only be crack smokers, or perhaps maybe they were smoking crack at the time, and even some others have labeled them as cracked, all of which are baseless accusations made by jack booted goverment thugs. 3
1 The team suggested this particular word, because as it is a hybrid of two other terms and not actually a word I can in no way be held liable and/or responsible for it or it's interpreatation or misinterpretation in any way.
2 "GONZ" could refer to someone on this board, or could possibly be a figment of the poster's vivid imagination. In any case, due to it's spelling, and pursuant to all pertinant disclaimers, all of the preceding possibilites are plausibly deniable in a court of law.
3 The team's legal team has presently filed suit against itself and thus declines further comment. 4
4 The legal team's legal team, has won their lawsuit, but the pending appeal, suspends the initial judgement. A third legal team, retained by parties unknown, is suing both legal teams for frivilous pursuit of financial gain by way of bogus lawsuits. Both of the first two legal teams are in turn countersuing the third legal team. All parties decline comment at this time due to pending litigation. 5
5 There have been rumors of a 4th and 5th legal team joining the litigation, and bringing additional suits. Such rumors are "completely bogus" and "generally unfounded" according to two anonymous sources close to two of the three original legal teams. All legal teams, have brought numerous motions before the court, to place gag orders against any party spreading unfounded rumours of additional litigation. A spokesmen for the court has warned that any talk of further litigation of any kind will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. An independant legal team outside of the bounds of any aforementioned legal team is researching the legality of the court's threat. All parties decline any further comment.
If it didn't cost me all my life savings and require 6 volumes the thickness of the Manhattan yellow pages....it'd.... REIGN! Much like I do....
Thanks 2 GONZ ya over sensitive 1 bastich! * Some have claimed they may only be crack smokers, or perhaps maybe they were smoking crack at the time, and even some others have labeled them as cracked, all of which are baseless accusations made by jack booted goverment thugs. 3
1 The team suggested this particular word, because as it is a hybrid of two other terms and not actually a word I can in no way be held liable and/or responsible for it or it's interpreatation or misinterpretation in any way.
2 "GONZ" could refer to someone on this board, or could possibly be a figment of the poster's vivid imagination. In any case, due to it's spelling, and pursuant to all pertinant disclaimers, all of the preceding possibilites are plausibly deniable in a court of law.
3 The team's legal team has presently filed suit against itself and thus declines further comment. 4
4 The legal team's legal team, has won their lawsuit, but the pending appeal, suspends the initial judgement. A third legal team, retained by parties unknown, is suing both legal teams for frivilous pursuit of financial gain by way of bogus lawsuits. Both of the first two legal teams are in turn countersuing the third legal team. All parties decline comment at this time due to pending litigation. 5
5 There have been rumors of a 4th and 5th legal team joining the litigation, and bringing additional suits. Such rumors are "completely bogus" and "generally unfounded" according to two anonymous sources close to two of the three original legal teams. All legal teams, have brought numerous motions before the court, to place gag orders against any party spreading unfounded rumours of additional litigation. A spokesmen for the court has warned that any talk of further litigation of any kind will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. An independant legal team outside of the bounds of any aforementioned legal team is researching the legality of the court's threat. All parties decline any further comment.
