new piggies

[kuulani]

950 people......which would mean statistically about 500 women, of which 300 would be married or are still a child......

200 women for me

mewants to go

Yup ... 200 women all for you

 

[Luis G]

i'd become the latin lover of the year

 

[Nixy]

You're not THAT far away Luis! I bet if you start swimming now you could make it!

 

[Luis G]

ohh yeah, and i'll have great abdomen muscles when i arrive to Hawai'i....

btw.......some people from the country to the north make jokes about our swimming capabilities

 

[PT]

I didn't. I thought heavily about it, but I refrained.

 

[PT]

And the joke is,


Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Swim team.

They're all already in the US.


Ok, just couldn't help myself.

Surely you have some good US jokes too?

 

[Luis G]

LOL, yes i have some.......gonna translate them later

 

[Professur]

Prof .. cut back on the Moosehead ... eat only one meal a day ... and walk to work .. that'll get you the money you need .. and believe me, the party will be well worth it

Can't cut back on the Moose. I'm all out.

Eat only one meal a day? How'd you know? Since the missus is at the cottage, that's about as much of my own cooking as I can stomach.

Walk to work? How am I supposed to carry the 150 lbs of tools, equipment, and spare parts?

 

[nalani]

wuss ..