New Study finds the missing link

[IDLEchild]

between bad poetry and divorce

http://www.theonion.com/onion3301/divorcepoetry.html

"Because of the terrible trauma divorce can inflict, we're seeing a correlation between kids from broken homes and embarrassing, god-awful verse," said Dr. Ruth Wyler-Feldman, director of the Center For The American Family. "Devastated by the break-up of the family unit, these children are responding with poems awash in bathos, forced rhymes and mixed metaphors comparing their souls to rainstorms."

"These children of divorce are really hurting," noted therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum said. "But not nearly as much as those of us forced to read this drivel."

I nearly died laughing reading the whole article.

 

[IDLEchild]

http://www.theonion.com/3951/opinion1.html

Just because I happen to live with my four brothers and sisters in my mom's two-bedroom South Side apartment, work at Taco Bell, and don't have a car, some ignorant types assume that I don't have much money. But, as you can clearly see from my $220 Fubu jacket and $95 Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt, I could not possibly be poor.

Holy Christ this is funny.

 

[Inkara1]

Doesn't that guy know only black people wear FUBU clothing?

 

[Gonz]

Only poor people wear clothes worth more than their house

 

[MrBishop]

Breast Implants Found To Cause Problems In Laboratory Mice

 

[freako104]

the onion is so funny i love that site