New Zealand teenager gets 9 months for microwaving pet budgie

[Inkara1]

there's an article in the current Atlantic that talks about the IRA. they had a "nutting" squad. the nut is the head. the nutting squad would put two bullets in the nut of a suspected traitor (after torture/interrogation). before reading that article my response woulda been "shoot him in the face" but i dig the similar "nutting" concept a little more, and given my inclination toward novelty (or at leas what's novel for me), i will here suggest a nutting.

Around here, "nutting" has a completely different meaning. If someone nuts on you, then... well, I'll just leave it at that.

 

[2minkey]

yeah that's another reason why the 12 year old in me likes the term....

 

[BeardofPants]

Woohoo, we've graduated from sheep buggery to budgie splatter.

 

[Gonz]

yeah that's another reason why the 12 year old in me likes the term....

Another fine example of American higher education (way higher in this case)

 

[AlphaTroll]

yeah that's another reason why the 12 year old in me likes the term....

It's illegal to have a twelve year old in you.

Or to be in one for that matter.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Woohoo, we've graduated from sheep buggery to budgie splatter.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardofPants again.

 

[Professur]

Kittens survive frying pan ordeal

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) - Five kittens thrown into a frying pan with pork chops and hot oil were recovering at an animal shelter Monday, and the man accused of scalding them was awaiting a court appearance.

The kittens, about six or seven weeks old, were injured Saturday when a visitor threw them into the cooking pan, authorities said.

The kittens suffered slightly burned skin and are expected to recover.

The resident of the apartment had left the kitchen, where he was cooking at the stove, when the kittens were scorched.

The (visitor) started taking his clothes off, took two kittens, put them in the frying pan with the hot oil and pork chops and began swishing them around, said Charles Loubert, an animal control officer. Then he threw one kitten on the floor and he took the other one and wiped it off on the wall. Then he put three more kittens into the frying pan.

Police said they anticipated the suspect, whose identity was not released, would be charged Tuesday with animal cruelty.

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[tonksy]

WTF?






Doesn't he know you should never cook in the nude? You'll get splatter burns.

 

[tonksy]

But, honestly...WTF? How does that even sound like a good idea?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

*mumbles* Any self respecting chef knows you serve kitten with leafy greens and root vegetables like turnips or ramps...

 

[Altron]

I can understand raiding the fridge when you get hungry, but raiding the pets is a little weird.

Although one time I watched someone eat a piece of a dead snake that we found laying on a trail after we roasted it over a fire. I think he threw up.

 

[BeardofPants]

Geebus, nutjob much?

 

[Sawhney89]

What a punk.