MEET THE NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS
By Jay O'Three
OCCUPIED BAGHDAD, IRAQ - 4/10/03 As the Marines continued their daily killing sprees in the streets of Baghdad, some of the "liberated" citizens took time out from their looting to deface a statue of Saddam Hussein in downtown Baghdad. A Marine first draped the statue in an American flag to drive home the point that liberation did not come without a price, homage to the conquering superpower. Besides the murder of thousands of its people, the invasion has also brought an entire week without electricity and a blockade of the city which has prevented relief organizations from delivering food. They have prevented Red Cross volunteers from helping people they have shot and bombed, and they killed one of them "accidentally." A US tank fired on journalists in the Palestine Hotel killing two of them. Initialy, they claimed they were being fired on, but ultimately admitted that they actually saw some binoculars. Apparently, these Weapons of Mass Magnification provoked the soldiers enough to kill the reporters who were not telling the story the way the Pentagon wanted it. They discovered a bunker containing barrels of what was first reported to be ingredients for chemical weapons but, as they were in an agricultural compound, ultimately turned out to be nothing more than Weapons of Mass Pesticide. They took over the airwaves, and have started broadcasting a pathetic speech by President MORON saying that they should be grateful that soldiers are killin' them day and night, because that's the price of liberty.....
