No hope...

[Gato_Solo]

Don’t bother with enlargement creams and pills — get confident


Size matters … size doesn’t matter … size matters … size doesn’t matter. The answer to this question is as elusive as whether she loves me or loves me not.
Yet your question reflects a concern shared by many men. As a matter of fact, it’s the second-most common question that men ask, the first being how to get or keep erections.
Alas, there are no pills, potions or lotions that reliably enlarge penises. At best, these products are a scam and, at worst, interventions with potentially serious side effects.
Even surgeries frequently result in disastrous and irreversible outcomes. For example, one of the most common surgeries used to enlarge penises can produce a 1-inch increase in size by cutting a stabilizing ligament and allowing more of the shaft of the penis to protrude from the abdomen. But detaching the attachments a man was born with often leaves the penis wiggling and waggling in ways Mother Nature never intended.

Source...

 

[whoreable]

Steve Martian's Penis Creme is my favorite. My penis is so soft and luxuorious now. THANK YOU STEVE!!

 

[AlladinSane]

You mean that blowing your finger doesn't help at all???

 

[Gato_Solo]

You mean that blowing your finger doesn't help at all???

Blowing helps...but not on the finger...

 

[Jeslek]

No thanks, mine works within specificied parameters and no one has ever complained about size. Some jokes of course, by jokers in the showers. They can just DIE.


EDIT: To rephrase the post.

 

[AlladinSane]

No thanks, mine works within specificied parameters and no one has ever complained about size except some jokers in the showers.

*don't even want to even ask who could have complained*

 

[Jeslek]

Oh shit, that sounds bad. HElll no. Not complained... JOKED.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Oh shit, that sounds bad. HElll no. Not complained... JOKED.

But the source says that 2 inches is enough.

 

[AlladinSane]

 

[Shadowfax]

Steve Martian's Penis Creme is my favorite. My penis is so soft and luxuorious now. THANK YOU STEVE!!

thank you for sharing that

 

[Ardsgaine]

So if you have 2 inches, you have enough to do the job.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've got TWICE that much!!

 

[Squiggy]

...I was teaching my penis to type....and it got carpotunnel ....not very useful anymore....

 

[Ardsgaine]

I know what you mean. At first I kind of liked that tingling sensation in the tip, but then it all went numb.

 

[Q]

...I was teaching my penis to type....and it got carpotunnel ....not very useful anymore....

Bummer. I don't think they even make an ace bandage for winkies.

 

[unclehobart]

yes they do ... wait... I've said too much.

 

[unclehobart]

I know what you mean. At first I kind of liked that tingling sensation in the tip, but then it all went numb.

Was that before or after you shorted out the keyboard with a foreign liquid?

 

[Ardsgaine]

You tried the shampoo.... didn't you?

 

[Ardsgaine]

Was that before or after you shorted out the keyboard with a foreign liquid?

Shhhh! I told Jan that Levi poured coffee into it.

 

[unclehobart]

*sad downcast face*

But the bottle said 'more body, longer lasting, fresh scent' ... I thought it was a miracle cream.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Every time is like a miracle...