Nothing can stop the US airforce.

Professur

Professur

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An F-4 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."
 
Ok.....

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that President Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there ?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really ? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, SMART A55! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
 
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