Oh.... ClaireBear!?!

[Winky]

Be careful to avoid vitamin A poisoning at that Bar-B-Que

 

[2minkey]

too bad. i was really thinking a panda bear liver mousse would go great on baguette slices.

 

[jimpeel]

i will celebrate this polar bear news by clubbing some baby seals.

Ya ever note that no one ever says "adult harp seals?"

shit, surly apoplectic bears with mounted guns in turrets??? yes they will take over the world. no wonder they are successful.

The bears are having a stroke? They certainly can't be very dangerous after that.

 

[2minkey]

seal meat, is, apparently, barely better than starvation. it's fat has a fishy rancidity that humbles the most callous of blokes. better to starve for a few days and hope for something better to come along than eat that shit. or so say the 19th-century accounts of fuckers on boats in the antarctic. now me i'll eat all order of guts and gore, but that sounds like a bit much. like downer cattle.

hah.

pandas with bad trigger control... hmmm... might not be so bad if "occupy" blooms again.

 

[Winky]

For grown ups only

Anyone in their right mind knows:

If all the polar bears, seals and penguins
were made extinct tomorrow
the earth wouldn't be the least bit different.

The number of plant and animal species
that have come and gone in the history
of this planet are numerous beyond belief.

Only idiots choose to remain ignorant of this fact.

 

[2minkey]

they're all still good for fuckin'