Oh, Oh, OOHHH my goodness!!!!!!!!!

[chcr]

Click it, just... click it. (no sound or bad stuff, just a little humorous article)

 

[HomeLAN]

Ummm, OK. I think I'd have to move.

 

[MrBishop]

Not for internal use!!?!?

 

[Uki Chick]

Click it, just... click it. (no sound or bad stuff, just a little humorous article)

Ooh! Ooh! Can I get a pair of those????

 

[MrBishop]

Ooh! Ooh! Can I get a pair of those????

1 pair panties
1 pager
1 cel phone with redial feature

call, rinse, repeat

 

[chcr]

Ummm, OK. I think I'd have to move.

Certainly to another country. Possibly to another planet.

 

[Uki Chick]

1 pair panties
1 pager
1 cel phone with redial feature

call, rinse, repeat

not powerful enough! but thanks for the suggestion.

 

[Luis G]

LMAO

 

[Gato_Solo]

1 pair panties
1 pager
1 cel phone with redial feature

call, rinse, repeat

You forgot the 'ziploc' bag to keep her from getting a zap along with her buzz.

 

[chcr]

You forgot the 'ziploc' bag to keep her from getting a zap along with her buzz.

Hey, hey!! Gettin' a little too clinical now, aren't we?

 

[PrincessLissa]

No one would EVER forget that. EVER! She is going to turn into an urban legend.

Why would you try to "please yourself" at the supermarket anyway?

 

[freako104]

You forgot the 'ziploc' bag to keep her from getting a zap along with her buzz.

 

[AlphaTroll]

OK, that's stupidly hilarious

My brother in law worked with a woman who, at certain monthly meetings, was the only woman in the room. She soon got bored of the tedious manly 'in jokes' etc, so she got herself a little 'discreet' vibrator for the next meeting. The thing was supposed to be totally silent, but halfway through the meeting (her, between 12 or so men) the vibrator malfunctioned and started buzzing louder and louder. Eventually she had to leave the room because everyon, including the MD, were staring at her crotch

 

[Uki Chick]

You forgot the 'ziploc' bag to keep her from getting a zap along with her buzz.

The zap might be interesting, depending on how strong!

 

[MrBishop]

The zap might be interesting, depending on how strong!

You'd develop a twitch in your twat

/me is a bad, bad boy!

 

[Uki Chick]

You'd develop a twitch in your twat

/me is a bad, bad boy!

let's hope a good twitch i don't mind bad, bad, boys. the badder the better at times

 

[MrBishop]

let's hope a good twitch i don't mind bad, bad, boys. the badder the better at times

Shame that I've calmed down some, got 'married' and had a kid and a half.

I can redefine 'bad boy' I even own one of those

 

[Uki Chick]

Shame that I've calmed down some, got 'married' and had a kid and a half.

I can redefine 'bad boy' I even own one of those

Oooooh baby! Too bad indeed that you calmed down!

Question is for all us curious women, do you still use one of those ????

 

[Mare]

OK, that's stupidly hilarious

My brother in law worked with a woman who, at certain monthly meetings, was the only woman in the room. She soon got bored of the tedious manly 'in jokes' etc, so she got herself a little 'discreet' vibrator for the next meeting. The thing was supposed to be totally silent, but halfway through the meeting (her, between 12 or so men) the vibrator malfunctioned and started buzzing louder and louder. Eventually she had to leave the room because everyon, including the MD, were staring at her crotch

LMAO.......oddly enough, that'd be me....But, I'd have to say..."Oh Shit! Damn things on the blink again!"