Oh, the reasonableness, the calmness...

[chcr]

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists.

Beware the Unitarian Jihad

 

[MrBishop]

Beware the Unitarian Jihad

:Rofl:

Nice one Chic!!

Mind if I spread it around? Not everyday that a gem like this one pos up... makes me want to join a Jihad.

 

[BeardofPants]

We will appear in public places and require people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.)

 

[freako104]

 

[Dave]

Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness
Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity
Brother Gatling Gun of Patience

 

[chcr]

:Rofl:

Nice one Chic!!

Mind if I spread it around? Not everyday that a gem like this one pos up... makes me want to join a Jihad.

Why would I mind? I stole it from the Internet Infidels forum after all.

 

[chcr]

OMFG(s) (or not)

It turns out that I'm either:
Brother Inspired Crossbow of Togetherness
or
Brother Sabre of Compassion
Name Generator!

 

[Gonz]

Re: OMFG(s) (or not)

Brother Rail Gun of Desirable Mindfulness

 

[A.B.Normal]

Brother Dagger of Mild Reason