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well, here's the puchline...
wait for it.....waaaait for it...
I bought an iRenew bracket.


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ah oh
are you ok now?
can you catch your breath?

It's been about 4 hours now since I put it on, and....
I Do feel different!
Now I feel like a fool.:retard:

I'm gonna wear it through the night just to see if I can sleep any better.
I'll probably feel different in the morning.....even more like a fool.

Well, I'll say one thing...
It will probably last long than the lottery tickets I buy periodically.

Luis G

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I have no idea what are those for :confuse3:

(will hold the laugh until finding out ;))


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So, if you feel unbalanced and generally worn down lately, it is probably because your biofield has fallen victim to the electromagnetic radiation around you. The charming little bracelet will restore your body and mind’s natural balance to where it should be, thus allowing you a much healthier life. For a limited time, you can get two bracelets for the price of one.

The moment you read that last line, it's worthlessness is certain. If it was so fantastic, they wouldn't need to give them away, would they?


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yeah, as expected, no difference last night.
I don't feel as bad as I thought I would though....

I play the lottery periodically too, and this will probably last long than that,
by a little bit.

It is quite ornamental though.
I used to know a guy that just wore a plain old rubber ban for a bracelet.
I think it might have doubled for a tourniquet though.

I have a history of buying crap like this, and exposing it.
I'm my father's son.
Maybe I can spare someone else.
I think those commercials are subliminal.

I though these things had something like, electronics in um, but
they are just like a thick rubber band with a couple of metal clasps.
I see no technology.


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the mind is a powerful thing

I cut off a piece of it to shorten it up some, but mostly to test with it.
I lit it on fire, and it burns like a sulfur flare, and leaves a really clean white ash.
It doesn't smell like rubber. I don't know what it is.
I'll probably get cancer now from inhaling it.

I do seem to be in less pain today, but that could just be the weather.