One for the WTF file

I've travelled the world to discover that despite different claims of religion, race, creed and culture, people are pretty much the same kind of assholes for the same reasons.
 
unclehobart said:
I'd show up at that school wearing spiked leather. It aint denim, so I must be learnin'.
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Right on, Unc.


ROTFLMAO

That "news" item is really hilarious. I wonder if the Education Minister is in touch with reality.

That's the problem with American students --- too much denim!!!
 
Well I guess I've disproved that theory.
Thur-Sat, I wore jenes. Yesterday, and today I wore sweat-pants.
I've had way more fun in the sweats. :lloyd:
 
Professur said:
I've travelled the world to discover that despite different claims of religion, race, creed and culture, people are pretty much the same kind of assholes for the same reasons.
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:crying4:

that's beautiful man
 
TexasRaceLady said:
That's the problem with American students --- too much denim!!!
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I wonder, perhaps teh problem is insufficient denim at school. Ever seen the skimpy clothing some of these HS girls wear? I was born 20 years too late.
 
Gonz said:
I wonder, perhaps teh problem is insufficient denim at school. Ever seen the skimpy clothing some of these HS girls wear? I was born 20 years too late.
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Gonz, I taught middle school, so the clothes were skimpy--for the most part. The girls wore jeans so tight they looked painted on.

Every time I saw those girls sit down, I cringed --- it had to hurt to sit because the pants were so tight.

So, Gonz, maybe you are correct, the problem is not enough denim! ! :lol2:
 
Man in Pokey After Reporting Purloined Pot

Tue Jan 31, 8:39 PM ET

OREM, Utah - An man who called police to report the theft of a quarter-pound of marijuana was arrested when police recovered the bag of pot and then invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.
Kory C. Tippetts, 18, identified the pot as his and then was arrested and booked into the Utah County jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.

Tippetts had called police on Monday evening after he returned home and found that someone had broken a window, got cut on the glass, and crawled into the house. Tippetts told police the only thing missing was the quarter-pound of marijuana he was selling.

Tippetts also told officers that earlier in the day a man had called him about buying some marijuana, but he was on his way to work and told the caller no.

Tippetts gave police the man's name.

Officers found Richard W. Hight, 23, at his mother's home in Provo. He had a cut on his arm and blood-soaked pants. Police also recovered six ounces of marijuana at the home.

Hight was arrested for investigation of burglary, theft and possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute and booked into the Utah County jail.
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someone renewed their stupid pill prescription

Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn

Tue Jan 31, 8:20 PM ET

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.


David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.

"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.

A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb.
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What was your address again, chic?
 
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