One for the WTF file

[HomeLAN]

*NO NO NO, get away..*
Whew, that was a hellva mental image trying to creep in there.

Combine this with Prof's habit of shaving his pubes at 60MPH and things are getting right scary around here, aren't they?

 

[tonksy]

Combine this with Prof's habit of shaving his pubes at 60MPH and things are getting right scary around here, aren't they?

But it's okay if you're a passenger...right?

 

[HomeLAN]

Not the smartest thing I've ever heard, either way.

 

[chcr]

What was your address again, chic?

Hey, I take my driving and my porn seriously. I give whichever I'm doing at the time my full attention. Of course it seems like maybe this guy was giving something his full attention too.

I actually heard this on the news this morning.

 

[Inkara1]

Wow... all that's been going over here is two armed robberies in one day (a doughnut shop and a grocery store). That just about qualifies as boring compared to this.

 

[Professur]

What kind of moron robs a doughnut shop? If it's so bad that it doesn't have 15 cops there on a permanent basis, it's probably not making any money to start with.

 

[Inkara1]

Apparently, the morons around here do.

Of course, this is the same town where someone walked into a Citibank last year and asked for money, got it and left... no account at the bank... no weapon brandished... no weapon mentioned.