AlphaTroll
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In a restaurant in Zambia:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission."
On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?."
On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."
In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 09.00 am and 11.00am daily."
On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."
In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet: "Risk of electric shock - Do not activate with wet hands."
In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."
On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Centre."
In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"
In a cemetery in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves".
In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."
A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."
Yeah honey, let's get married so we can go camping & sleep in the same tent
In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."
In a photo studio in Chitungwiza (Zimbabwe):
"Photos taken while you wait"
I especially like the one about the illiterate adults......freakin retards (the makers of the sign, not the illiterate people)
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
"No trespassing without permission."
On a window of a Nigerian shop:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?."
On a poster in Ghana:
"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."
In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 09.00 am and 11.00am daily."
On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."
In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet: "Risk of electric shock - Do not activate with wet hands."
In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait."
On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Centre."
In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:
"No children allowed!"
In a cemetery in Uganda:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves".
In a Malawi hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."
A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:
"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."
Yeah honey, let's get married so we can go camping & sleep in the same tent
In a Namibian nightclub:
"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."
In a photo studio in Chitungwiza (Zimbabwe):
"Photos taken while you wait"
I especially like the one about the illiterate adults......freakin retards (the makers of the sign, not the illiterate people)