otc: what should i do with 20 dollars?

Go out and buy the big marshmellows and shove as many as you can in your mouth. Then run around saying "chubby bunny." Repeat as necessary.
 
Send the $20 to my soon-to-be-ex-wife. It'll be gotten rid of in a timely manner, I assure you.
 
Inkara1 said:
Send the $20 to my soon-to-be-ex-wife. It'll be gotten rid of in a timely manner, I assure you.
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:laugh5: @ InKara1...gotcha beat I think? Soon-to-be-X-hubby could have it gone in less than 5 minutes. :D
 
You could change it in for 400 nickles, put them in a bag, heat them up and ask everyone if they want you to go upside their head with a hot bag of nickels.
 
$20? ...........

Buy a couple of pints of cheapo whisky and 20 of the cheapest cigarettes.

Drink the whisky.....smoke half the cigs.

You should still have a coupla dollars left.

Go to a bar (the posher the better).

Hit the biggest bastard you can see........then (if you are still concious) sleep with the ugliest woman you can see.

After such a fnucked up night.........you'll bless boredom forevermore:)
 
You could of course take that $20, buy yourself the better end of a sheep and pretend you have an Australian date ;)

(erm - dear Aussies mates - 'twas a joke...............no really I swear it was!)
 
Inkara1 said:
Replace "Aussie" with "Prince Andrew" and you've got yourself a winner. :D
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Good thing it's not a Prince Albert - now that would be something different altogether eh?

Mind you - $20 could just get you one of those too :D
 
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