Palin introduces more family members to American public

MrBishop

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CARBONDALE, PA—Less than two weeks after introducing to the nation her developmentally disabled newborn and her 19-year-old son preparing for military service in Iraq, Republican vice presidential nominee and conservative Christian woman Sarah Palin delivered a speech Monday flanked by three heretofore-unknown relatives, including a naturalized Mexican half brother, a formerly lesbian niece, and a New York City firefighter cousin who saved several lives during the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks.

"John McCain and I will take on the Washington establishment and give the government back to the people," said Palin, who several times gave the "thumbs-up" sign to her African-American coal-miner uncle seated in the audience.

"We envision a better and brighter future for hardworking, selfless Americans like Ted, Anne, and Guillermo here."

Palin has a campaign stop scheduled next week in Texas, where she is expected to introduce her stepsister Linda, a $35 barrel of offshore-drilled crude oil wrapped in an American flag.
Brings a tear to my eye

:beerbang:
 
Formerly lesbian? How does that work?
According to some Bibliophiles, "The power of God commands you!" works.
According to L.Ron Hubbard - she had never met a man with a large enough penis yet.

*It's a joke piece anyway, Tonks. :D
 
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