Paris in the Springtime

I like the 30-second TV spot better. It actually shows her eating the burger for more than half a second.
 
Doesn't matter if she ate the burger or not. She'll still throw it up afterwards. :rolleyes:

Can somebody please tell me why she's getting all this exposure, anyway? She sure doesn't need it, because she's already got money...oops...nevermind. :blush:
 
Gato_Solo said:
Doesn't matter if she ate the burger or not. She'll still throw it up afterwards. :rolleyes:

Can somebody please tell me why she's getting all this exposure, anyway? She sure doesn't need it, because she's already got money...oops...nevermind. :blush:

Because of that video. I was reading the other day, that she refuses to read menus in restaurants. She has them read to her. Weirdo.
 
Lopan said:
Because of that video. I was reading the other day, that she refuses to read menus in restaurants. She has them read to her. Weirdo.

What do you expect from somebody who hasn't even earned a high-school diloma. If Miss GED was poor, she'd get no play at all... :lloyd:
 
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At least she got a bite of that burger down. Probably the most solid food she's eaten in months.

Around these parts, Carl's Jr. is known as Hardee's. IMO, they should stick to breakfast biscuits and leave the burgers to other places.
 
Do you really think she's hot? Wouldn't a commercial like that be better with a woman who isn't built like a telephone pole? Like Salma Hayek for instance?

I don't understand the allure of her either. She's just a rich, dumb blonde who wants all the attention she can get.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Around these parts, Carl's Jr. is known as Hardee's. IMO, they should stick to breakfast biscuits and leave the burgers to other places.

They are owned & managed by the same company but Carls Jr is (well, used to be-it's been a decade) great & Hardees sucks.
 
greenfreak said:
Do you really think she's hot? Wouldn't a commercial like that be better with a woman who isn't built like a telephone pole? Like Salma Hayek for instance?

I don't understand the allure of her either. She's just a rich, dumb blonde who wants all the attention she can get.


I completely agree. I think that girl is not only too skinny but she's ugly. I'll never understand what some men see in her. I had to wipe out some nasty ass videos off my computer of her having sex. YUCK!!!!!!!
 
Oh, somebody would. For every sick perverse fantasy, there's at least one sick, perverted individual who'll go for it.
 
HomeLAN said:
Oh, somebody would. For every sick perverse fantasy, there's at least one sick, perverted individual who'll go for it.


of course somebody would. after all, they have videos for rent of obese women in porns, so Roseanne would definitely get some viewers interested.
 
Here's the premise for the Roseanne porno...

Roseanne, after years of bopping John Goodman, is forced to use Paris as a dildo.
 
Only on OTC can we start with Paris Hilton eating a hamburger and end up with her being crammed into Roseanne's nether regions. Ya gotta love this place!
 
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