Paris is free and the I-phone is about to be released

No wait this just in:
Lindsay Lohan Staying in Rehab
Lindsay Lohan's mom says the actress plans to extend her stay in rehab. (June 26)

Well now we've something else to worry about!

Will it ever end?
 
Brit is trying to reconcile with K-Fed.

The Prinz of Englandy is getting back together with Kate Middleton... giving royal watchers hope that there may be another litter or royal pups within 5 years.
 
I dunno how that's gonna work out. After all, I've seen more of her tits in the past weeks than he has.
 
x-17, Perezhilton, egotastic


Take your pick. Brit's twat (shaved), Paris' twat, more tits and nipple slips than you can shake a wang at. Not to mention Egotastic has a great shot of that mamazon Michelle Marsh. Wow.
 
x-17, Perezhilton, egotastic


Take your pick. Brit's twat (shaved), Paris' twat, more tits and nipple slips than you can shake a wang at. Not to mention Egotastic has a great shot of that mamazon Michelle Marsh. Wow.

I don't know what a Michelle Marsh is. As far as the others go I am not a big fan of blondes....but that Fergie OTOH.
 
It's not a matter of interest. I'm astounded that noone else has seen them. I can hardly traverse the web without being bombarded with boobs
 
Boobs both literal and figurative.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
 
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot... my favorite rap song of all time.

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda aint' got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't. Want. None. Unless you got. Buns. Hun.
 
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