Paris is free and the I-phone is about to be released

Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pulled up quick to get wit' 'em
 
So the same incredulous disbelief that you hold for me not seeing the naughty bits of media poptarts I hold for you not being somehow inundated by Baby Got Back.
 
This is sooo like how Rob swears he has never heard Creole Lady Marmalade or the Electric Slide.....there was another but I am too dumbstruck to focus.
 
My complete disdain for anything 'rap' is well documented.
Gonz going out of his way to avoid seeing a skank's funbags ...... not so much
 
I doubt he is going out of his way....and besides Baby Got Back was splattered everywhere. It's like you couldn't turn on a TV or go out in public without hearing snippets of it.
 
tonksy said:
This is sooo like how Rob swears he has never heard Creole Lady Marmalade or the Electric Slide.....there was another but I am too dumbstruck to focus.
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He's never heard Patti LaBelle sing that tune? I feel faint...

Patti LaBelle said:
Hey sister! Go sister, soul sister, go sister,
Hey sister! Go sister, soul sister, go sister.

He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She say, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?"
Kitchey kitchey ya ya da da, kitchey kitchey ya ya here
Mocha chocolata ya ya creole Lady Marmalade.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
The boy drank all that magnolia wineUpon her black satin sheet where he started to freak
Kitchey kitchey ya ya da da, kitchey kitchey ya ya here, . . .
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? . . .

Touchin' her skin feelin' silky smooth, colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside roar until it cried
More - more - more

Now he's back home doin' nine to five, livin' his grey flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep, old mem'ries creep
More - more - more

Kitchey kitchey ya ya da da, getcha getcha kitchey kitchey here, . . .
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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tonksy said:
I doubt he is going out of his way....and besides Baby Got Back was splattered everywhere. It's like you couldn't turn on a TV or go out in public without hearing snippets of it.
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Maybe, but the difference is .... if i hear rap ... I turn it back off.
 
Professur said:
You're kidding, right? If you're serious, you're the only person in the northern hemisphere that's not seen them.
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Never looked (well, she's doesn't really have any to look for/at anyway), never cared, never seen. I did see the badly shaved & bruised pussy of one or more of them gals though. Boring & fugly.

Baby got Back is one funny assed song. (purely intentional)
 
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
 
You know what I'm sayin' ?

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No tits, a flat ass, curves an AMC Gremlin would have no problems taking, arrogant & whiny. Not much porn star material there to work with.
 
Winky said:
Aw C'Mon I'd stick it in her
(but I'd be sure to Double Wrap it first!)


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AT one time in my life I might have (after midnight & all the real wimmins were home or already busy) but she'd not have walked for a week....skinny trash. :devious:
 
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