Perfect idea to end E.D.

Inkara1

Inkara1

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Anyone remember the Nike Pump tennis shoe?

Well, for people who can't get it up, I offer this solution: In the penis, insert an air bladder. Remove one of the testicles and replace it with the little pump ball. So, when you want to get it up, just squeeze your strategically-placed ball a few times until Mr. Happy is ready for action. :D

Now I just have to figure out where to place the release valve... :headbang:
 
Inkara1 said:
Anyone remember the Nike Pump tennis shoe?

Well, for people who can't get it up, I offer this solution: In the penis, insert an air bladder. Remove one of the testicles and replace it with the little pump ball. So, when you want to get it up, just squeeze your strategically-placed ball a few times until Mr. Happy is ready for action. :D

Now I just have to figure out where to place the release valve... :headbang:
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You do know they actually make that already,don't you?
 
Any links I could provide would violate the AUP:eek: best to google for yourself +penile +implant +pump

There is even a streaming video of the surgical procedure to install the thing:eek: :eek:
 
What do you get like third, pump-bollock or something?

Could be nasty though - a hard enough kick to the nads would make your dick explode. :)
 
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