Photo of Paris Hilton screwing by the pool [CAUTION: UNCENSORED!]

[JJR512]

Enjoy!

 

[Gonz]

GET THAT SKIN & BAGS SCUMMY WENCH OFF MY WEBSITE.

or something.

 

[OldHippie]

Wow , Amazing, she's using the right end.

 

[tonksy]

Yeah...but...what's she doing with it?

 

[BeardofPants]

That's what I wanted to ask.

 

[unclehobart]

Perhaps 'she' was flicking some of Nixy's millipedes down into the empty pool for safe keeping.

 

[Luis G]

Since she has no money left, maybe she's fixing her pool all by herself.

 

[markjs]

HELP!!! HE MADE ME LOOK!!!

 

[TexasRaceLady]

What I want to know is why the high heel sandals?

 

[tonksy]

They happened to be what she was wearing at the time?

 

[woodman19_99]

did anyone notice her right knee??? that thing is horrifying the way it sticks out there... it's like a gigantic zit!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

20 to 1 that ain't even her.

 

[Nixy]

Perhaps 'she' was flicking some of Nixy's millipedes down into the empty pool for safe keeping.

I only have centipedes

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

*light bulb goes on*

Somebody told her there was a crack in the cement, and she's trying to pry it up and smoke it!














































Get it? Paris Hilton? Smoking crack? Cuz, you know, she's kinda...I mean, in her past...if you believe...

 

[Sharky]

20 to 1 that ain't even her.

I agree. Cheesy pool, cheesy pool deck, cheesy deck chair, cheesy clothes . . . the scene just looks too cheesy for someone who's worth millions. But the main thing is, she doesn't seem like the type who would do actual manual labor.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I agree. Cheesy pool, cheesy pool deck, cheesy deck chair, cheesy clothes . . . the scene just looks too cheesy for someone who's worth millions. But the main thing is, she doesn't seem like the type who would do actual manual labor.

Plus her legs are closed. I don't think she's ever been photographed in that condition.

 

[Sharky]

Plus her legs are closed. I don't think she's ever been photographed in that condition.

I confess - I peeked up her skirt to see if she was wearing any underbritches.

 

[Inkara1]

I agree. Cheesy pool, cheesy pool deck, cheesy deck chair, cheesy clothes . . . the scene just looks too cheesy for someone who's worth millions. But the main thing is, she doesn't seem like the type who would do actual manual labor.

Probably from this past season of "The Simple Life" since she was a camp counselor. The background beyond the deck railing looks like it's at a camp.

 

[Sharky]

Probably from this past season of "The Simple Life" since she was a camp counselor. The background beyond the deck railing looks like it's at a camp.

That makes sense. There aren't many pine trees in Beverly Hills, eh?

Oops, shoulda used the Beverly Hills humongous sunglasses smilie:

 

[woodman19_99]

I confess - I peeked up her skirt to see if she was wearing any underbritches.

Good to know i'm not the only one...