Play GOD for two minutes

[MrBishop]

OK...so you're allowed to play GOD for two minutes. You can go back in time and change one thing along the evolutionary timeline. Wether it's for humans or for some other animal...what would you change?

For myself...I think that I'd like two opposeable thumbs per hand....replace one pinky with another thumb. Perhaps retain the prehensile tail...


**This non-homosexuality thread brought to you by the letters A, L, F and the number Professur **

 

[Leslie]

humans would use their collective intelligence for good and not for the destruction of our home and its other creatures.

 

[Inkara1]

My freshman year in college, I was working on this girl's computer, and she stripped to her bra with me right in there and changed her clothes. The way she did it tells me now that she wanted me to make a move. So, if I could change one thing, I would have scored with that chick.

 

[Inkara1]

Oh wait, this thread is about evolutionary changes, not a simple time machine thread... my bad

 

[Sharky]

Mosquitos would find human blood distasteful.

 

[chcr]

I'd fix it so humans never evolved the misguided need to use phrases like "my bad."

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

In my world anyone who says "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less" would become permanently mute.

 

[unclehobart]

I would smite anything smarter than a dead cricket with a tongue of fire.

 

[Leslie]

oooh that sounds good

 

[Mare]

I would go back in time and start over at my Junior year i n highschool-FOR SO MANY REASONS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'd render Robert Mugabe's mother infertile

 

[pc_builder]

I'd stop the extinction of the dinosaurs and make them more intelligent while also continuing in the effort to evolve man. Then we could have a world more akin to that "Dinotopia" one. That would be cool.

 

[Aunty Em]

You planning on being some dinos dinner?

I'd prevent the evolution of man. Was that the biggest mistake ever or what?

 

[AlphaTroll]

You planning on being some dinos dinner?

I'd prevent the evolution of man. Was that the biggest mistake ever or what?

But Aunty - man never evolved..........woman did

 

[SexyBoo]

But Aunty - man never evolved..........woman did

Good one Alpha!

I would love to have it where animals were able to talk (though after a few days I might wish I hadn't).

 

[Aunty Em]

But Aunty - man never evolved..........woman did

I know what I mean... and it isn't a million miles from your meaning...

 

[Oz]

A chance to play God? Make one evolutionary change?

Hmm, after much deliberation about fixing it so humans are immune to desease, have incredible tolerance to injury or a huge life span........

.....I've decided that everyone will grow wings!

 

[samcurry]

hmmm..... we all were still walking around naked in the garden and fornication wasnt a sin? oh it not all about the sex? well its my world now. muwahaha

 

[chcr]

I would smite anything smarter than a dead cricket with a tongue of fire.

Now we're talking!

 

[freako104]

humans would use their collective intelligence for good and not for the destruction of our home and its other creatures.

that would be mine. we wouldnt just take we would try to give back. and only take what we need to survive