Political correctness --- a little funny for Tuesday

[TexasRaceLady]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans andWest Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.​

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is
"HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes
"VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a
"LOW COST PROVIDER."



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is
"OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

4. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

5. He is not "BALDING" - He is in
"FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL BUTT" - He develops a case
of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - it's
"REAR CLEAVAGE​

 

[Luis G]

"rear cleavage"

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Luis, I was doing fine reading this email until I got to that last one, also. I lost it --- totally. The hubby was wondering if I'd finally gone off the deep end

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I've been referring to myself as an Appalachian American for a dozen years or more now. In fact, I'm an overly Caucasian Appalachian American with rear cleavage and a liquid grain storage facility.