Post pics of the bottom of your foot!

[HomeLAN]

 

[greenfreak]

You don't want to see my sasquatch feet, trust me.


I don't like the slippers with the hard soles, I like em soft all over.

 

[Leslie]

I don't like em because

a) they leave black marks on the linoleum
b) They make me fall down the basement stairs

But for just piddling around the main floor, they're the best slippers I've ever had.

 

[Professur]

I've photos of a woman anally engulfing a bedpost, nasally ejecting horse semen, and being double fisted vaginally (with the cervix visible). Your feet are a long way down on the list of things I don't wanna see.

 

[greenfreak]

Don't forget about that pic Unc posted way back when in JJR's Secret Hidden Beer Room.

 

[Professur]

Seems I have.

 

[greenfreak]

There was an anus involved... and a fist. Well, actually, more like a whole arm.

 

[Professur]

AH. I've worse. Much worse. (and now, I get inundated with pms)

 

[greenfreak]

You asked for it.

 

[Professur]

You asked for it.

So you'll post it?

 

[greenfreak]

I'll try to remember when I get home. I was lying before, I actually have a nice foot. I just don't like my toes/toenails. But the bottom of my slippered foot is doable.

 

[Professur]

And the top. Don't try and cheat me. I know where NY is.

 

[greenfreak]

Ok, the top of the slippered foot too.

Btw, NY is a big state. You can't just stop at the side of the road and ask, "Do you know where Greenfreak lives?"

 

[Professur]

I'm a guy. You don't seriously think I'd ask for directions, do ya?

 

[greenfreak]

I forgot. You would roll down the window and yell through the bullhorn GREENFREAK WHERE ARE YOU?!

 

[Gonz]

No, he's a guy. He'd play Stranglehold at full volume & drive around until he spotted you,

Here I come again now, baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now, baby
I like to tear up the street
And I been smokin' for so long
Ya know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold, baby
You best get outta the way

Road I cruise is a bitch now baby
But no, you can't turn me round
And if a house gets in my way, baby
Ya know I'll burn it down
You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
Then I crushed your face.

Sometimes you wanna start higher
And sometimes you gotta start low
Some people think they gonna die someday
I got news, ya never got to go

C'mon, c'mon up...

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon up
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Road I cruise is a bitch now
Ya know ya can't turn me round
And if a house gets in my way
Ya know I'm burnin' it down
Ya ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
Then I crushed your face

 

[Professur]

Oh, please. I'd just hack the phone company. name, address, SIN, bra size, favorite flavoured condom. It's all there.

 

[greenfreak]

Would you even know what my first name is without looking it up? I don't think I've ever posted my last name.

 

[greenfreak]

I was going to say that only three or four people here have my work email which contains my last name but I just looked and there are actually 9.

 

[Professur]

Scared now, aren't ya?