pr0n star

this prolly deserves it's own thread but what the hell? it's sorta on topic...i was informed today that the world record for the most masturbation to um...fruition was broken. the old reocrd was somewheres around 29 times and along comes this dude and whacks off 37 times in one 24 hour period. my question for you is - do you find it sad that this dude is this good at something so....isolating? poor dude.
 
tonks said:
this prolly deserves it's own thread but what the hell? it's sorta on topic...i was informed today that the world record for the most masturbation to um...fruition was broken. the old reocrd was somewheres around 29 times and along comes this dude and whacks off 37 times in one 24 hour period. my question for you is - do you find it sad that this dude is this good at something so....isolating? poor dude.
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I wouldn't like to see that dudes forarms.........or see him take an eyesight test. Be like Popeye with cataracts on steriods (or spinach overdose if ya like) :nuts2:
 
bleach said:
I wouldn't like to see that dudes forarms.........or see him take an eyesight test. Be like Popeye with cataracts on steriods (or spinach overdose if ya like) :nuts2:
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makes you wonder what his training regiment was like.... :faptard:
 
tonks said:
makes you wonder what his training regiment was like.... :faptard:
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Yeesh, yer right.......dude needs to get laid (or at least drunk to the point of impotency regularly).

Pretty soon he'll be reduced to :beavbang:
 
That's just sad. But what's really sad, is that he's proud enough to tell the world about it. That's sad.
 
I'd only do it if I could unload the money shot in the face of a midget wearing a cowboy hat.
oooh, yeah.
 
I would definitely pose for Playboy if I had the body - or if they could make me look good.

Porn? I'm not totally sure. I definitely think if anyone could talk me into it, AE could. :winkkiss:
 
I'd pose for Playboy / Hustler - hell having naked pictures taken isn't that big a deal, it would be different from what I'm used to because of the poses etc - can't be too difficult.

Doing porn? Different thing alltogether. Don't get me wrong, I love watching it as much as the next person, but I don't think I'd be able to really do it with someone yelling directions at me. Besides, i'm prone to laughing at the most inopportune times - could fuck up the entire movie :rolleyes:
 
The audio is usually dubbed(badly) and the camera is never on your face,well maybe for the final shot,so any laughing is just going to make you shake like your really enjoying yourself :brow:
 
But what if I start laughing while it's a shot where the camera HAS to be on my face......ye know when I'm supposed to be doing something with my mouth? God's I'd prolly choke to death & give him a big head for the rest of his life :eek:
 
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