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[Nixy]

You need to get rid of your Santa hat...

How's about an eyepatch, a scarf, a bandana, or, if the missus ever joins...a Mrs 'Shroom

 

[tonksy]

How 'bout a monocle? OOh OOh! a beer mug!

 

[Nixy]

How 'bout a monocle? OOh OOh! a beer mug!

But the shroom doesn't have arms for a beer mug

 

[tonksy]

so add one

 

[BeardofPants]

They're not very... er... manly....

 

[Nixy]

Monocle

 

[Professur]

Gawd help me.

 

[Uki Chick]

if the missus ever joins...a Mrs 'Shroom

Don't see that happening anytime soon.

 

[woodman19_99]

But the shroom doesn't have arms for a beer mug

What about one of those beer helmets, with the drinking straws!

 

[tonksy]

What about one of those beer helmets, with the drinking straws!

OH YES!!!! I concur!

 

[Professur]

*head in hands* Aw Jeez. just let me die already.

 

[Professur]

Monocle

I AM NOT A FUCKING PEANUT!!!

 

[Aunty Em]

Well looks ur taking the bullshit all right, now about the cupboard where it's nice an dark... I'm sure we could make you nice a comfortable in there...

 

[Nixy]

I AM NOT A FUCKING PEANUT!!!

Don't you like to play dress up?

 

[Professur]

not since my first pubic hair.

 

[Uki Chick]

not since my first pubic hair.

Then can I get my dresses and heals back????

 

[Professur]

They're right where you left them. (yeah, I'm leaving that one wayyyy open for ya)

 

[Uki Chick]

They're right where you left them. (yeah, I'm leaving that one wayyyy open for ya)

You left them in our hideout??

 

[Professur]

No ....you left them in our hideout. I left first.

 

[Uki Chick]

No ....you left them in our hideout. I left first.

I left them so you can use them again. After all, we couldn't leave together and take the chance of being seen.