Queef

tonksy said:
okay...so...here is a graphic explanation...ever been doing it doggy style with your tushy in the air? then you move your tush to point downward and all the air that was being pumped into you is expelled? that's the only time it's happened to me...that i can think of.
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I've farted while cumming before.
 
Try this (if you're this flexible):

Start out missionary, you on bottom.
Then lift your knees towards your head.
Have him help you by putting his inner elbows at the back of your knees.
Increase until your calves are resting on his shoulders.

After some "motion" :brow: once you put your legs down, that might do it.

There was a radio station here that had the "6 o'clock Queef". Women would call up and queef over the phone. You have to question how many were faking it but that's quality programming. :eh:

These same shock jocks were taken off the air for another yearly stunt called "Sex for Sam" where couples would get points for having sex in public places. Along with them was a judge to confirm the places and actual penetration. It was sponsored by Jim Cook from Sam Adams beer.

They were found out when a couple had sex inside St. Patrick's Cathedral. :eek:
 
An elephant eh?

Youch!

If you really want to "queef" maybe just his trunk, and get him to blow air into it.

I know from experience blowing air into er works. Made me stop and laugh my ass off the first time too.
 
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