MrBishop
Well-Known Member
A man marries a deaf girl. He mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex,
I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
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John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too"
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- Life sucks
2- Job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer.
His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to sleep with your
mother."
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"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing
right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
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Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
Answer: "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
=======================
John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too"
=====================
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- Life sucks
2- Job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
===================
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to sleep with your
mother."
===================
"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing
right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
===================
Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
Answer: "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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