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A kangaroo goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $10... you know, we don't see many of your kind in here." The kangaroo says, "at $10 a beer, it's no wonder."
 
Man walks into a bar and sees an elephant behind the bar serving drinks. The man stands there for a minute with an amazed look on his face. The elephant says, "What? You've never seen an elephant serving drinks before?" The man replied, "I never thought the parrot would sell the place."
 
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